Me:
Hey.

God:
Can I help you?

Me:
Yeah...

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:
I don't know, soon, hopefully.

God:
Would you like to know? I hope we can make the deadline.

Me:
There's a deadline?

God:
Is there only one?

Me:
I don't think there's any

God:
And why not?

Me:
Because nothing will happen if we don't meet the deadline.

God:
Interesting explanation. Really nothing?

Me:
Yeah, nothing.

God:
And? I think you are really a man.

Me:
You think I'm a man?

God:
You claim to be a .

Me:
Umm... I claim to be female?

God:
Whoa. Me too. I am a she.

Me:
You are?

God:
You think I am are.

Me:
You're female?

God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Me:
Ha! How sexist.

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . What is it to you.
That's a good question.

Me:
If you're a male, then why did you say you were a "she."

God:
Would you like to be a male then why did me say me were a she ?

Me:
Did you just repeat what I said?

God:
No I didn't repeat what you said. What's it like?

Me:
What's what like?

God:
What is repeat what you said like?

Me:
It can get annoying.

God:
When?

Me:
After it goes on for too long.

God:
What was it like before it goes on for too long ?

Me:
No annoying.

God:
That was not a yes or no question. Ask me another question.

Me:
I meant Not annoying.

God:
Oh I see. If not that, what?

Me:
It would be annoying.

God:
Why do you want it?

Me:
I don't.

God:
That's good information: said she don t.

Me:
Your repeating me again.

God:
Once more? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

Me:
You claimed I am a man, and now you suggest I'm a robot?

God:
That's good information: said I claimed he or she is a man and now you suggest he or she is a robot.

Me:
Again, You're repeating me.

God:
Again, I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

Me:
Now you're repeating yourself.

God:
Why now? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

Me:
Of course I'm paying attention.

God:
Far out. Do you mean your name is paying attention.

Me:
No, my name is Katie.

God:
What is your real name?

Me:
My real name is Katie.

God:
Hi, Katie.

Me:
Hi, God.

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
This is where it starts to get annoying.